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Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?

Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! They're like sex, except I'm having them! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! It's a T. It goes "tuh". I found what I need. And it's not friends, it's things. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Who am I making this out to? Tell her she looks thin.

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Why not indeed! Fatal. Shut up and get to the point! These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. I don't want to be rescued. I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.